Now, this is something worth to celebrate. During March, all of us at work ate cake once almost every week. The two first cakes were to celebrate two of my colleagues who joined the company a year ago. The third one was to celebrate the company's eighth year.

Plus, every piece of cake was accompanied by a cup of milk which "Tastes like Homo!" The milk was quite useful at the first cake, which had black icing and made our teeth and lips go black.

I'd show you here my bosses' faces, but you know, you never know when a client will discover my site and will cut their ties with us because we're too crazy.

Finally, this is not something about an agent having made the most sales during the past week, or to celebrate a new customer. Fornicate that call centre feces!

Congratulations to my co-workers! Long live the company!